Never Steal Anything Small


1h 34m 1959

Brief Synopsis

Jake MacIllaney will do just about anything to win the presidential election of longshoreman union Local 26. When he encounters young upright attorney Dan Cabot and Cabot's attractive wife, Linda, MacIllaney breaks up their marriage, pursues Linda, and pins a grand larceny rap on Dan. And all set to music!

Film Details

Also Known As
The Devil's Hornpipe
Genre
Comedy
Crime
Musical
Release Date
Mar 1959
Premiere Information
New York opening: 11 Feb 1959
Production Company
Universal-International Pictures Co., Inc.
Distribution Company
Universal Pictures Co., Inc.
Country
United States
Location
Fulton Street Pier, New York, United States; New York City--Fulton Street Pier, New York, United States
Screenplay Information
Based on the unproduced play Devil's Hornpipe by Maxwell Anderson and Rouben Mamoulian.

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 34m
Sound
Mono
Color
Color
Theatrical Aspect Ratio
2.35 : 1

Synopsis

In New York City, in order to raise money for his campaign to become president of the local chapter of the longshoremen's union, crooked politico Jake MacIllaney extorts ten thousand dollars from miserly hypochondriac Charlie "Sleepout" Barnes. Although Jake gets his money, Sleepout turns him in, and Jake is arrested during a political rally. He initially disdains the lawyer assigned to him, young Dan Cabot, but Dan's scornful rejoinder impresses Jake, who then insists on hiring Dan. Later, Jake exacts his revenge by paying Sleepout's girl friend, Ginger, to drug him, after which they place his body in an iron lung and tell him he is near death. After he wakes, Sleepout decides to move to Arizona to recover. The night before the election, Jake stages a rally on the waterfront and directs his friend, Winnipeg Simmons, to hire pretty girls to distract rival O. K. Merritt and his henchmen. During the party, Merritt suddenly notices that all of his men have disappeared, but when he confronts Jake, Jake's men force him to drink until he becomes sick and must be hospitalized. Predictably, Jake wins the election, and the next day moves into his new office. There, he receives a letter from Dan refusing to represent him and offering to arrange a continuance on his trial against Sleepout. Jake knows that he must be tried before Sleepout returns to New York, and determines to convince Dan to change his mind. To this end, Jake visits Dan's apartment, and when he spies Dan's wife Linda singing, he hides behind the door and watches, captivated. When she spots him she states that she has ordered Dan not to represent a hoodlum, even though this has cost him his job. However, Dan returns soon after and cannot afford to turn down the $1,000 Jake offers. Jake then leases an office for Dan and instructs Winnipeg to decorate it sumptuously and act as his secretary. Winnipeg, discerning that Jake is in love with Linda and plans to break up her marriage, refuses to participate, but cannot resist when Jake promises to buy her a Ferrari. Next, Jake and his men draft a new contract for the longshoremen that charges exorbitant fees from the shipbuilders, despite the fact that current union president Pinelli will not approve it. Later, Sleepout's absence allows Dan to win Jake's extortion case, after which Jake provokes a fight between Dan and Linda. Dan escapes to his office, where Jake keeps him working all night and Winnipeg seduces him with alcohol and sympathy. Hours later, just as Dan kisses Winnipeg, Linda shows up and announces that she will seek a divorce. Meanwhile, Jake, who needs money to please his constituents, devises a racket in which he will steal $750,000 worth of watches, declare them drowned in the harbor, and then resell them on the black market. After convincing the insurance company that the watches are lost, Jake directs Dan to sell them, and then calls Linda to offer help. Upon hearing that she is going back to work as a standby singer at a television station, Jake secretly arranges for Linda to be allowed a rare onscreen appearance. He takes her to dinner after the show, and although she spurns his declaration of love, he vows to continue wooing her. Outside, a thug throws acid on them, which splashes Linda's arm, but the doctor proclaims her wounds superficial. Jake then tries to convince Linda that he must play dirty in order to gain power, and when she doubts his claim of wanting to help his fellow man, he explodes in anger, impressing her with his apparent underlying integrity. Over the next weeks, Jake rises in the estimation of the longshoremen, and soon the local representatives ask him to campaign against Pinelli. Against the advice of his cronies, Jake agrees. During the race, despite his strong showing in the polls, he remains convinced that he must invent a "hook" to swing the race in his favor. Pinelli grows nervous and bribes Jake's vice-president, Ed Barton, who then reveals Jake's watch scheme. While Jake is visiting Linda that evening, Dan arrives to insist that Linda take him back, but she refuses. Just then, on a tip from Pinelli, the police enter to arrest Jake, and to Linda's horror, Jake pins the blame on Dan. After they leave, Linda begs Jake to confess, offering herself in exchange for the favor. Jake reaches out for her, but when Linda recoils, he refuses the offer. He cannot bear her tears, however, and tries to persuade her that the longshoremen will embrace Dan as a hero for stealing to provide for them. Moved by Linda's devotion and his own speech, Jake realizes that heroic status is just the hook he has been looking for, and agrees to turn himself in. At the trial, Jake is sentenced to two years in jail but nonetheless, just as he has predicted, wins the union election. A reconciled Linda and Dan watch with amusement as Jake, still handcuffed to a policeman, is born away by the elated crowd.

Cast

James Cagney

Jake MacIllaney

Shirley Jones

Linda Cabot

Roger Smith

Dan Cabot

Cara Williams

Winnipeg Simmons

Nehemiah Persoff

Pinelli

Royal Dano

Words

Anthony Caruso

Lt. Tevis

Horace Mcmahon

O. K. Merritt

Virginia Vincent

Ginger

Jack Albertson

Charlie "Sleepout" Barnes

Robert J. Wilke

Lennie

Herbie Faye

Hymie

Billy M. Greene

Editor Barton

John Duke

Wardrobe

Jack Orrison

Osborne

Roland Winters

Doctor

Ingrid Goude

Model

Sanford Seegar

Fats Ranney

Ed "skipper" Mcnally

Thomas

Gregg Barton

Deputy warden

Edwin Parker

Policeman

Pat Mcmahon

Model

Ruth Kerin

Model

Asa Maynor

Model

Arline Hunter

Model

Herman Belmonte

Salesman in dance number

Roy Fitzell

Specialty dancer

Joseph Paz

Specialty dancer

Jerry Rush

Specialty dancer

Todd Miller

Specialty dancer

Hugh Sanders

Spokesman

Sid Tomack

Small man

Wendell Holmes

George Alper

Jay Jostyn

Judge

Ken Mayer

Angeletti

H. Tommy Hart

Ybarra

John Halloran

Detective

Harvey Parry

Detective

Bill Meader

Secretary

Eugene Dorian

Cameraman

Frankie Van

Klein

Eddie Roberts

Coles

Stanley Farrar

Doctor

George Becwar

Superintendent

Alan Reynolds

Desk sergeant

Charles Lind

Stage manager

Phyllis Kennedy

Waitress

Pete Dunn

Taxi driver

Mike Portanova

Bailiff

Norman Papson

Page boy

Rebecca Sand

Coffee vendor

Gordon B. Clarke

Morley Shannon

Vince Barbi

Vince

Tom Newman

Dock chief

Nicky Blair

Stevedore

Forrest Lederer

Stevedore

Charles Mcclelland

Stevedore

Rolfe Tand Berg

Stevedore

Ken Konopka

Stevedore

Joe Trapaso

Stevedore

Frank Lander

Stevedore

Sy Travers

Stevedore

Jeno Mate

Stevedore

Pat Patterson

Stevedore

Bruce Glover

Stevedore

Mike O'dowd

Stevedore

John Banfield

Stevedore

John Seven

Stevedore

Tom Geraghty

Stevedore

Johnny Dale

Stevedore

Edmund Dorsay

Watchman

Joe Walls

Michael Morelli

Robert Strong

Joan Corbett

George De Normand

Scotty Groves

Don House

Bill O'driscoll

Reg Parton

Harlan Hoagland

Film Details

Also Known As
The Devil's Hornpipe
Genre
Comedy
Crime
Musical
Release Date
Mar 1959
Premiere Information
New York opening: 11 Feb 1959
Production Company
Universal-International Pictures Co., Inc.
Distribution Company
Universal Pictures Co., Inc.
Country
United States
Location
Fulton Street Pier, New York, United States; New York City--Fulton Street Pier, New York, United States
Screenplay Information
Based on the unproduced play Devil's Hornpipe by Maxwell Anderson and Rouben Mamoulian.

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 34m
Sound
Mono
Color
Color
Theatrical Aspect Ratio
2.35 : 1

Quotes

Trivia

Notes

The working title of this film was The Devil's Hornpipe. The film begins with the following written statement: "This picture is sympathetically dedicated to labor and its problems in coping with a new and merry type of public enemy...the charming, well-dressed gentleman who cons his way to a union throne, and never needs to blow a safe again." According to a July 6, 1956 Daily Variety article, Universal purchased the rights to Maxwell Anderson and Rouben Mamoulian's unproduced play in 1956. In November 1957, studio press materials announced that Anderson and Allie Wrubel had written thirteen songs for the film, but only five are included in the finished print.
       According to the Hollywood Reporter review, "months of sneak previews and re-editing" delayed the picture's release by almost one year. On October 16, 1957, the "Rambling Reporter" column in Hollywood Reporter erroneously stated that Jayne Mansfield had been cast in Never Steal Anything Small, and noted on October 28, 1957 that Audrey Meadows and Nita Talbot were being considered for the role of "Winnipeg Simmons." Hollywood Reporter reported on October 30, 1957 that director of photography William Daniels had replaced Harold Lipstein, who was called off the shoot due to an illness in the family. However, Lipstein received sole onscreen credit for photography.
       According to Hollywood Reporter news item, many scenes were shot on the Fulton Street Pier and other locations around New York City. The Variety review noted: "Because of the Universal Pictures' ban of Variety and Daily Variety on news and reviews," the newspaper was forced to review this and other Universal films at public rather than press screenings. Never Steal Anything Small marked the last time James Cagney sang and danced onscreen.

Miscellaneous Notes

Released in United States Winter February 11, 1959

CinemaScope

Released in United States Winter February 11, 1959