If You Could Only Cook


1h 10m 1935
If You Could Only Cook

Brief Synopsis

An unhappy executive gets a job as a butler on a lark, only to fall for the family cook.

Film Details

Genre
Comedy
Romance
Release Date
Dec 30, 1935
Premiere Information
New York opening: week of 26 Dec 1935
Production Company
Columbia Pictures Corp.
Distribution Company
Columbia Pictures Corp.
Country
United States

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 10m
Sound
Mono
Color
Black and White
Theatrical Aspect Ratio
1.37 : 1
Film Length
7 reels

Synopsis

Jim Buchanan, the head of a large automobile firm, decides to take a vacation when the firm's board of directors refuses to go along with his plans for a stylish new car design. Jim leaves and wanders into a park, where he meets unemployed Joan Hawthorne, the carefree daughter of a college professor, who is desperate for a job and assumes that he too is unemployed. They talk, and Jim agrees to go with Joan to apply for a job as a husband/wife team of butler and cook at the Rossini manor. Joan is a wonderful cook and Mike Rossini, a former bootlegger, hires them. However, Joan and Jim are given a room with only one bed, so Jim is forced to sleep on the back porch. Later, Jim sneaks out to receive serving lessons from his own butler, Jennings, even though Mike's uncouth gangster friends fail to notice his lack of experience. Mike's bodyguard, Flash, tells him that Jim sleeps on the porch, and Mike begins to pay a lot of attention to Joan, which causes Jim to become jealous and threaten to quit. Then, to impress Joan, Jim sneaks into his office to get his drawings, so that she may see his worth. Joan is impressed and tries to sell the plans to Balderson of the Atlas company. Balderson recognizes the drawings as belonging to Jim and has Joan arrested. Meanwhile, Jim becomes convinced that canceling his wedding to society gold digger Evelyn Fletcher would shake the stockholder's confidence in him. Jim leaves Joan a farewell note, but Mike and Flash find it first, and after bailing her out of jail, agree to kidnap Jim. Jim is abducted from his wedding to Evelyn, and although Mike has a minister waiting, Joan refuses to go to the altar with him. Finally, Flash pretends to shoot Jim, and Joan realizes her love for him.

Cast

Herbert Marshall

Jim Buchanan

Jean Arthur

Joan Hawthorne

Leo Carillo

Mike Rossini

Lionel Stander

Flash

Alan Edwards

Bob Reynolds

Frieda Inescourt

Evelyn Fletcher

Gene Morgan

Al

Ralf Harolde

Swig

Matt Mchugh

Pete

Richard Powell

Chesty

Walter Byron

Roy

Wyrley Birch

Minister

George Meeker

Parker

Michelette Burani

French cook

Adrian Rosley

French servant

Pierre Watkin

Balderson

Robert Middlemass

Chief inspector

Romaine Callender

Jennings

Russell Hicks

Dillon

Frederic Roland

Yates

Jonathan Hale

Brown

Torben Meyer

Swedish servant

Edward Mcwade

Justice of the peace

Joan Blair

Kate

Kathryn Hall

Miss Harrison

Ed Deering

Motorcycle cop

Bess Flowers

Laura

Lois Lindsey

Guest

Constantine Romanoff

Lefty

Georgia Cooper

Fainting woman

Mariska Aldrich

Swedish cook

Arthur Hohl

Conroy

William R. Arnold

Second inspector

John Gustin

Telephone operator

George Webb

Third inspector

William Worthington

Mr. Fletcher

Jean Fowler

Mrs. Fletcher

Joe North

Butler

Peggy Helm

Maid

Althea Henley

Bridesmaid

Mary Jane Carey

Bridesmaid

Estelle Eterre

Bridesmaid

Helen Conway

Bridesmaid

Frances Shipp

Bridesmaid

Edith Emelyne

Bridesmaid

Ed Mortimer

Board of directors

Frank Hall Crane

Board of directors

Harry Strathy

Board of directors

Lee Willard

Board of directors

Wally Dean

Board of directors

Henry Herbert

Board of directors

John Ardell

Board of directors

Bill Dillon

Secretary

Mike Lally

Reporter

Charles Mason

Reporter

John Tyrrell

Reporter

Edith Conrad

Cook

Don Roberts

Bartender

Lew Davis

Waiter

Peggy Dawson

Nurse maid

William Anderson

Newsboy

Lew King

Park caretaker

Jack Cheatham

Cop

Bill Lally

New York cop

Ed Parker

Motorcycle cop

Film Details

Genre
Comedy
Romance
Release Date
Dec 30, 1935
Premiere Information
New York opening: week of 26 Dec 1935
Production Company
Columbia Pictures Corp.
Distribution Company
Columbia Pictures Corp.
Country
United States

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 10m
Sound
Mono
Color
Black and White
Theatrical Aspect Ratio
1.37 : 1
Film Length
7 reels

Articles

If You Could Only Cook


In the screwball comedy If You Could Only Cook (1935), unemployed Jean Arthur happens to meet Herbert Marshall on a park bench. Assuming that he needs work, too, she asks him to pose with her as husband-and-wife so they can get jobs as a married cook-and-butler team at the mansion of a mobster (Leo Carrillo). Marshall, who's actually the head of an auto firm, goes along with the gag, learning the finer points of butlering from his own butler, but Arthur simply can't cook. The comedy complications multiply from there.

Jean Arthur is always worth watching, and one critic has written of her in this picture as "outstanding as she effortlessly slips from charming comedienne to beautiful romantic." A shy, neurotic actress, Arthur was prone to legendary stage fright. But she was so sweet-natured and talented that her fellow actors and directors treated her with kid gloves. The likes of George Stevens and Frank Capra called her their favorite.

When If You Could Only Cook opened on Christmas, 1935, The New York Times reviewer wrote, "There is something of It Happened One Night [1934] to the new film at the Roxy, but certainly not as much as was intended...The texture of the production is too uneven. It has laughs but lacks pace."

The reference to Frank Capra's It Happened One Night is noteworthy, for the most interesting story associated with If You Could Only Cook involves Capra himself, even though he had nothing to do with the making of the film. The movie did, however, play a major role in Capra's career.

In 1937, Capra was in London and discovered that If You Could Only Cook had been released there falsely bearing his name: "A Frank Capra Production." Apparently, Columbia chief Harry Cohn had slapped Capra's name on the prints because British theaters paid a hefty premium for Capra productions. Capra was furious. "I couldn't believe my eyes," he wrote in his autobiography The Name Above the Title. "A picture I never heard of was being advertised and sold in England as a Capra film, and at the highest terms."

Tensions were already running high between Capra and Cohn. Capra, who owed Columbia three more pictures on his contract, was frustrated that Cohn wouldn't buy the rights to a play which Capra badly wanted to film: You Can't Take it With You. Cohn said the $200,000 price tag was too high. Cohn also was still angry at Capra over editing battles the two had just fought on Lost Horizon (1937), and he was resentful that Capra was quickly becoming the face of Columbia Pictures at the expense of Cohn himself.

In this climate, Capra challenged Cohn over If You Could Only Cook. Cohn tried to buy him off, offering a piece of the film's profits plus those of a few more each year that would be sold the same way. Capra would have none of it, and countered by threatening to sue the studio if Cohn didn't immediately let him out of his contract. Cohn was outraged, Capra filed suit, and a long court process began. For months Capra sat at home, not getting any outside job offers; such was the power of moguls like Cohn and the fear they engendered all over Hollywood. No one wanted to cross him by hiring Capra. After months of waiting and legal proceedings, it finally looked likely that Capra would win his case in a British court. Cohn showed up at Capra's house. The New York moneymen, Cohn said, had threatened to axe Cohn from the studio if they lost the suit and the services of Frank Capra. Cohn was now here to ask Capra to drop the litigation.

According to his autobiography, Capra replied, "Damn you, Cohn. You know what you're asking me to do? Lose a year's time, a year's salary, ten thousand dollars in attorney's fees, forget a year of eating my guts out, and come back to the studio as if nothing had happened. Just to save your neck. Is that what you expect me to do?"

"Yes, Frank. That's what I'm asking you to do."

Capra poured himself a drink, then amazed himself by giving in and agreeing to do it. But Cohn then made a startling concession of his own: "Tell you what I'm gonna do," Cohn said. "I'm gonna call my New York partners and tell 'em to approve paying you for one of the contract pictures as if you had made it. That leaves you only two. I'm gonna tell 'em to approve buying that play you're nuts about, You Can't Take It With You, for $200,000 - that last year I told you I wouldn't pay two hundred G's for the second coming."

After Cohn left the house, Capra recalled, "disgust and admiration swirled through my head... He disarmed me with my own specialty: sentiment. Capra-corn."

You Can't Take It With You (1938) ended up being Capra's next picture, and one of his best. It starred none other than Jean Arthur and won Capra two Oscars®, for Best Picture and Director.

Producer: Everett Riskin
Director: William A. Seiter
Screenplay: Howard J. Green, Gertrude Purcell, F. Hugh Herbert (story)
Cinematography: John Stumar
Film Editing: Gene Havlick
Art Direction: Stephen Goosson
Cast: Herbert Marshall (Jim Buchanan), Jean Arthur (Joan Hawthorne), Leo Carrillo (Mike Rossini), Lionel Stander (Flash), Alan Edwards (Bob Reynolds), Frieda Inescort (Evelyn Fletcher).
BW-75m.

by Jeremy Arnold
If You Could Only Cook

If You Could Only Cook

In the screwball comedy If You Could Only Cook (1935), unemployed Jean Arthur happens to meet Herbert Marshall on a park bench. Assuming that he needs work, too, she asks him to pose with her as husband-and-wife so they can get jobs as a married cook-and-butler team at the mansion of a mobster (Leo Carrillo). Marshall, who's actually the head of an auto firm, goes along with the gag, learning the finer points of butlering from his own butler, but Arthur simply can't cook. The comedy complications multiply from there. Jean Arthur is always worth watching, and one critic has written of her in this picture as "outstanding as she effortlessly slips from charming comedienne to beautiful romantic." A shy, neurotic actress, Arthur was prone to legendary stage fright. But she was so sweet-natured and talented that her fellow actors and directors treated her with kid gloves. The likes of George Stevens and Frank Capra called her their favorite. When If You Could Only Cook opened on Christmas, 1935, The New York Times reviewer wrote, "There is something of It Happened One Night [1934] to the new film at the Roxy, but certainly not as much as was intended...The texture of the production is too uneven. It has laughs but lacks pace." The reference to Frank Capra's It Happened One Night is noteworthy, for the most interesting story associated with If You Could Only Cook involves Capra himself, even though he had nothing to do with the making of the film. The movie did, however, play a major role in Capra's career. In 1937, Capra was in London and discovered that If You Could Only Cook had been released there falsely bearing his name: "A Frank Capra Production." Apparently, Columbia chief Harry Cohn had slapped Capra's name on the prints because British theaters paid a hefty premium for Capra productions. Capra was furious. "I couldn't believe my eyes," he wrote in his autobiography The Name Above the Title. "A picture I never heard of was being advertised and sold in England as a Capra film, and at the highest terms." Tensions were already running high between Capra and Cohn. Capra, who owed Columbia three more pictures on his contract, was frustrated that Cohn wouldn't buy the rights to a play which Capra badly wanted to film: You Can't Take it With You. Cohn said the $200,000 price tag was too high. Cohn also was still angry at Capra over editing battles the two had just fought on Lost Horizon (1937), and he was resentful that Capra was quickly becoming the face of Columbia Pictures at the expense of Cohn himself. In this climate, Capra challenged Cohn over If You Could Only Cook. Cohn tried to buy him off, offering a piece of the film's profits plus those of a few more each year that would be sold the same way. Capra would have none of it, and countered by threatening to sue the studio if Cohn didn't immediately let him out of his contract. Cohn was outraged, Capra filed suit, and a long court process began. For months Capra sat at home, not getting any outside job offers; such was the power of moguls like Cohn and the fear they engendered all over Hollywood. No one wanted to cross him by hiring Capra. After months of waiting and legal proceedings, it finally looked likely that Capra would win his case in a British court. Cohn showed up at Capra's house. The New York moneymen, Cohn said, had threatened to axe Cohn from the studio if they lost the suit and the services of Frank Capra. Cohn was now here to ask Capra to drop the litigation. According to his autobiography, Capra replied, "Damn you, Cohn. You know what you're asking me to do? Lose a year's time, a year's salary, ten thousand dollars in attorney's fees, forget a year of eating my guts out, and come back to the studio as if nothing had happened. Just to save your neck. Is that what you expect me to do?" "Yes, Frank. That's what I'm asking you to do." Capra poured himself a drink, then amazed himself by giving in and agreeing to do it. But Cohn then made a startling concession of his own: "Tell you what I'm gonna do," Cohn said. "I'm gonna call my New York partners and tell 'em to approve paying you for one of the contract pictures as if you had made it. That leaves you only two. I'm gonna tell 'em to approve buying that play you're nuts about, You Can't Take It With You, for $200,000 - that last year I told you I wouldn't pay two hundred G's for the second coming." After Cohn left the house, Capra recalled, "disgust and admiration swirled through my head... He disarmed me with my own specialty: sentiment. Capra-corn." You Can't Take It With You (1938) ended up being Capra's next picture, and one of his best. It starred none other than Jean Arthur and won Capra two Oscars®, for Best Picture and Director. Producer: Everett Riskin Director: William A. Seiter Screenplay: Howard J. Green, Gertrude Purcell, F. Hugh Herbert (story) Cinematography: John Stumar Film Editing: Gene Havlick Art Direction: Stephen Goosson Cast: Herbert Marshall (Jim Buchanan), Jean Arthur (Joan Hawthorne), Leo Carrillo (Mike Rossini), Lionel Stander (Flash), Alan Edwards (Bob Reynolds), Frieda Inescort (Evelyn Fletcher). BW-75m. by Jeremy Arnold

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According to Frank Capra's autobiography, this film was erroneously advertised during its London run as "a Frank Capra Production." In his autobiography, Capra stated that he had nothing to do with the film and that Columbia president Harry Cohn perpetrated the deception hoping to cash in on Capra's popularity in England following It Happened One Night. According to modern sources, Capra sued Columbia for libel, and it was not until Cohn promised to buy the rights to the play You Can't Take It With You (see below) that the incident was resolved.