Diplomaniacs
Brief Synopsis
Cast & Crew
William A. Seiter
Bert Wheeler
Robert Woolsey
Marjorie White
Louis Calhern
Phyllis Barry
Film Details
Technical Specs
Synopsis
Dimwitted barber Willy Nilly confuses the instructions of his partner, Hercules Glub, and instead of finding a spot for their barbershop where they would have no competition, he locates the business on an Oklahoma Indian reservation, where they are guaranteed no customers. After shaving Luke the Hermit, the only local resident with facial hair, Willy and Hercules are whisked away by a group of oil-rich Adoop Indians, whose Oxford-educated chief offers them a million dollars to represent the tribe at the Geneva peace talks. If they succeed in promoting peace, the Chief tells them, they will receive another million dollars; if they fail, however, they will be killed. Forcefully persuaded, Willy and Hercules sail for Geneva with the Chief's secret papers. Also on board the steamship are Winklereid, an evil "conspirator," who plots with the equally evil Chow-Chow and the cellophane-wrapped, virgin-vamp Dolores, to steal the diplomats' money and the Chief's papers. While Dolores plies her vampish wares on Willy, Hercules gets drunk with Winklereid and the ship's tippling captain, who drunkenly steers the boat in endless circles. After a record-breaking eight-month voyage, Willy and Hercules arrive in Paris, where Hercules becomes the target of Fifi, another vamp. At last in Geneva, Hercules and Willy are spied upon by Winklereid and his cohorts, Schmerzenpuppen, Puppenschmerzen, Schmerzenschmerzen and Puppenpuppen. Protected by the omniscient Adoops, Willy and Hercules, who have prepared an impromptu peace treaty, survive the conspirators' assassination attempts and arrive safely at the conference. During their unique "harmony-among-nations" speech, Winklereid tosses a bomb into the room, which explodes and blackens the faces of all present. After the war-loving delegation sings a song of peace, Winklereid, determined to ensure a continuing market for his employer's explosive bullets, steals Willy's treaty and forges the names of the delegates on it. Willy and Hercules, believing that they have succeeded, return to America, only to discover that war has been declared and that they have been drafted.
Director
William A. Seiter
Cast
Bert Wheeler
Robert Woolsey
Marjorie White
Louis Calhern
Phyllis Barry
Hugh Herbert
Edgar Kennedy
Richard Carle
William Irving
Neely Edwards
Billy Bletcher
Teddy Hart
Charles Coleman
Edward Cooper
Dewey Robinson
Crew
Harry Akst
Charley Burke
Larry Ceballos
Merian C. Cooper
Edward Cronjager
Robert De Grasse
George Diskant
Edward Eliscu
William Hamilton
Al Herman
Sam Jaffe
Ed Killy
Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Henry Myers
Van Nest Polglase
Max Steiner
John E. Tribby
Harry Wild
Film Details
Technical Specs
Articles
Diplomaniacs
Diplomaniacs
Quotes
What do you think of the Einstein theory?- Willy Nilly
The Einstein theory? They'll never be able to enforce it.- Hercules Glub
I wish I were in China by my wife. Who I hate.- Chow-Chow
Sing to me!- Dolores
How about "One Hour with You"?- Willy Nilly
Sure! But first - sing to me!- Dolores
You speak-um English?- Hercules Glub
Not terribly fluently. I was at Oxford for four years, and while I'm fairly conversant with the classics, my ear has not yet become attuned to your Americanisms.- Indian Chief
Trivia
Notes
The working title of this film was In the Red.