Sandra Bernhard


Actor, Comedian

About

Birth Place
Flint, Michigan, USA
Born
June 06, 1955

Biography

An acerbic, self-deprecating and full-lipped (think Mick Jagger or Aerosmith's Steven Tyler) renaissance woman, Sandra Bernhard has offered cutting-edge social commentary since beginning humbly at an open-mike night at Ye Little Club in Beverly Hills in 1975. At the time she was a manicurist to the stars, a vocation she practiced for six years before her comedy stylings enabled her to gi...

Family & Companions

Madonna
Companion
Singer, actor. Were friends in 1988; although they appeared publicly on "dates" they neverY confirmed a relationship with the press, although in his biography of Madonna, Andrew Morton asserts that Madonna privately acknowledged a sexual relationship with Bernhard.
Ingrid Casares
Companion
Nightclub promoter. No longer together.
Patricia Velasquez
Companion
Model. Had five-year relationship; no longer together.
Steven Aturo
Companion
Makeup artist. Reportedly dating as of spring 2000.

Bibliography

"May I Kiss You on the Lips, Miss Sandra?"
Sandra Bernhard, Rob Weisbach Books (1998)
"Love Love Love"
Sandra Bernhard (1993)
"Confessions of a Pretty Lady"
Sandra Bernhard, Harper & Row (1988)

Biography

An acerbic, self-deprecating and full-lipped (think Mick Jagger or Aerosmith's Steven Tyler) renaissance woman, Sandra Bernhard has offered cutting-edge social commentary since beginning humbly at an open-mike night at Ye Little Club in Beverly Hills in 1975. At the time she was a manicurist to the stars, a vocation she practiced for six years before her comedy stylings enabled her to give up her day job for good. She had made her feature debut in "Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams" (19981), but it was her over-the-top turn as the obsessively neurotic groupie who attempts to kidnap Jerry Lewis in Martin Scorsese's "The King of Comedy" (1983) that brought her to public prominence. Managing to upstage not only Lewis but also the film's lead Robert De Niro, Bernhard set a standard she has yet to equal on the large screen, though she has garnered much subsequent acclaim for her outrageous live performances and television appearances (like dropping her pants on E! Entertainment's "Howard Stern") not to mention her 1991 PLAYBOY spread and a run as a Ford model.

Bernhard's eclectic, confrontational and largely autobiographical one-woman stage show, "Without You I'm Nothing," was a smash off-Broadway in 1988 but sputtered at the box office in its 1990 screen rendition. A regular performer on TV stand-up comedy specials, she ventured into the land of sitcoms with a six-year (1991-96) recurring role as a married woman who came out as a lesbian on the hit ABC sitcom "Roseanne," offering perhaps her most mainstream exposure to date. Bernhard kept her profile high with guest turns on shows like "Chicago Hope" (CBS) and "Ally McBeal" (Fox) and as host of Comedy Central's "The A-List" (1992-93) and the USA Network's "Reel Wild Cinema with Sandra Bernhard" (1996), but her career seemed stalled until she roared back with "I'm Still Here ... Damn It!," which marked her Broadway debut when it moved uptown in 1998. Featuring a blistering stream of cool, vindictive campy asides and muttered put-downs of everyone from Madonna to Princess Diana, it served notice that Bernhard was back, edgy as ever, ready to reveal almost everything.

Filmography

 

Cast (Feature Film)

See You in September (2011)
Dare (2009)
The Easter Egg Adventure (2005)
Voice
Zoolander (2001)
Playing Mona Lisa (2000)
Bibi Carlson
Dinner Rush (2000)
Plump Fiction (1998)
Bunny
Footsteps (1998)
Janet
Wrongfully Accused (1998)
I Woke Up Early the Day I Died (1998)
Burn, Hollywood, Burn (1997)
The Apocalypse (1997)
J T Wayne
Lover Girl (1997)
Marci
Somewhere in the City (1996)
The Late Shift (1996)
Herself
Unzipped (1995)
Herself
Catwalk (1995)
Herself
Freaky Friday (1995)
The Reggae Movie (1995)
Dallas Doll (1994)
Dallas Adair
Sandra Bernhard: Confessions of a Pretty Lady (1993)
Herself
Inside Monkey Zetterland (1992)
Hudson Hawk (1991)
Without You, I'm Nothing (1990)
Herself
Heavy Petting (1988)
Herself
Track 29 (1988)
The Whoopee Boys (1986)
Sesame Street Presents Follow That Bird (1985)
The King Of Comedy (1983)
Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams (1981)

Writer (Feature Film)

Without You, I'm Nothing (1990)
Screenplay

Music (Feature Film)

Without You, I'm Nothing (1990)
Music Producer

Special Thanks (Feature Film)

Happiness (1998)
Special Thanks To

Misc. Crew (Feature Film)

Unzipped (1995)
Other
Catwalk (1995)
Other
Sandra Bernhard: Confessions of a Pretty Lady (1993)
Other
Without You, I'm Nothing (1990)
Other
Heavy Petting (1988)
Other

Director (Special)

The Sandra Bernhard Experience (2001)
Creator
Sandra Bernhard: I'm Still Here... Damn It! (1998)
Creator

Assistant Direction (Special)

A Streetcar Named Desire From the San Francisco Opera (1998)
Assistant Director

Cast (Special)

100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time (2004)
AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute To Robert De Niro (2003)
Presenter
The Sandra Bernhard Experience (2001)
Host
The Comedy Store: The E! True Hollywood Story (2001)
Sandra Bernhard: Giving Them Lip (2001)
Women and Shoes: A Love Story (2000)
The 9th Annual Gotham Awards (1999)
Host
Angie Dickinson: Tinseltown's Classiest Broad (1999)
Narration
The Comedy Central Presents the New York Friars Club Roast of Jerry Stiller (1999)
Comedy Central's Hi-Fi Party (1998)
Sandra Bernhard: I'm Still Here... Damn It! (1998)
Rodney Dangerfield's 75th Birthday Toast (1997)
Museum of Love (1996)
1996 American Music Awards (1996)
Performer
Extreme Comedy (1996)
The 16th Annual Cable ACE Awards (1995)
Presenter
Freaks, Nerds & Weirdos: An MTV News Special Report (1994)
The Comedy Store's 20th Birthday (1992)
Tom Arnold: The Naked Truth 2 (1992)
Sandra After Dark, With Your Hostess, Sandra Bernhard (1992)
Host
Top Billing (1991)
Living in America (1991)
Women of the Night III (1991)
Host
Save the Planet: A CBS/Hard Rock Cafe Special (1990)
Decade (1989)
The Prince's Trust Gala (1989)
Just For Laughs (1987)

Writer (Special)

Sandra Bernhard: I'm Still Here... Damn It! (1998)
Writer

Producer (Special)

The Sandra Bernhard Experience (2001)
Executive Producer
Sandra Bernhard: I'm Still Here... Damn It! (1998)
Executive Producer
Sandra After Dark, With Your Hostess, Sandra Bernhard (1992)
Co-Executive Producer

Special Thanks (Special)

Sandra Bernhard: I'm Still Here... Damn It! (1998)
Writer

Cast (TV Mini-Series)

One Hell of a Guy (1998)
Voice

Life Events

1965

Moved to Scottsdale, Arizona at the age of 10 (date approximate)

1974

Moved to Los Angeles

1975

Began career as stand-up comic at clubs like the Improv and the Comedy Store while working as a manicurist by day (famous clients included Dyan Cannon and Jaclyn Smith)

1977

Appeared on episodes of "The Richard Pryor Show" (NBC)

1981

Film acting debut in "Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams"

1983

Delivered hilarious turn as obsessive fan of Jerry Lewis in Martin Scorsese's "The King of Comedy"

1985

Debut record album, "I'm Your Woman"

1988

Off-Broadway debut, the one-person show "Without You I'm Nothing"

1990

Co-wrote and starred in film adaptation of stage show "Without You I'm Nothing"; marked debut as screenwriter

1991

Played over-the-top villainess Minerva Mayflower in the abysmal "Hudson Hawk"

1991

Began recurring role of Nancy, a married woman who comes out as a lesbian, on hit TV sitcom "Roseanne" (ABC)

1992

Signed a two-year deal with the Ford Models, Inc.

1992

Posed nude for PLAYBOY; was featured on the cover

1992

Hosted Comedy Central's "The A-List"

1995

Portrayed Frieda Dabney in Disney remake of "Freaky Friday" ("The ABC Family Movie")

1996

Played a food-and-sex therapist in "Somewhere in the City"

1996

Hosted USA Network's "Reel Wild Cinema with Sandra Bernhard", a look at "the best of the worst B movies"

1996

Appeared as a lawyer in a guest appearance on "Chicago Hope" (CBS)

1997

Cast as the operator of a massage parlor in "Lover Girl" and played a bitchy Beverly Hills producer's wife in "Burn, Hollywood, Burn"

1997

Made guest appearance as a savvy lawyer on "Ally McBeal" (Fox)

1998

Voiced the regular character of Cassandra on "Disney's Hercules", an animated series based on the 1997 film

1998

Broadway debut, "I'm Still Here ... Damn It!"; the show had been a smash hit off-Broadway before moving uptown; executive produced that year's HBO special of the same name

1998

Appeared in the quirky silent film "I Woke Up Early the Day I Died", scripted by the late Edward Wood Jr

2000

Starred in one-person stage show "The Love Machine"

2001

Announced as host of the A&E late night talk show "The Sandra Bernhard Experience" to air in 2002

2002

Guest-starred as herself on NBC's "Will & Grace"

2005

Cast on Showtime's lesbian drama "The L Word" as a well-known straight author who teaches a class for budding young writers

2006

Performed off-Broadway in "Sandra Bernhard: Everything Bad and Beautiful"

Family

Jerome Bernhard
Father
Proctologist. Divorced from Bernhard's mother after 38 years of marriage; remarried.
Jeanette Bernhard
Mother
Abstract artist. Divorced from Bernhard's father after 38 years of marriage.
Mark Bernhard
Brother
Doctor. Older.
Cecily Yasin Bernhard
Daughter
Born on July 4, 1998.

Companions

Madonna
Companion
Singer, actor. Were friends in 1988; although they appeared publicly on "dates" they neverY confirmed a relationship with the press, although in his biography of Madonna, Andrew Morton asserts that Madonna privately acknowledged a sexual relationship with Bernhard.
Ingrid Casares
Companion
Nightclub promoter. No longer together.
Patricia Velasquez
Companion
Model. Had five-year relationship; no longer together.
Steven Aturo
Companion
Makeup artist. Reportedly dating as of spring 2000.

Bibliography

"May I Kiss You on the Lips, Miss Sandra?"
Sandra Bernhard, Rob Weisbach Books (1998)
"Love Love Love"
Sandra Bernhard (1993)
"Confessions of a Pretty Lady"
Sandra Bernhard, Harper & Row (1988)