If You Only Knew


1h 51m 2000

Brief Synopsis

Parker is a shy, aspiring writer who works as a telephone psychic by day and lives a lonely existence by night. Samantha is a painter who dreams of studying in Paris and has a habit of getting involved with the wrong men. When they bump into each other in a Manhattan flower shop, it's love at first

Film Details

MPAA Rating
Genre
Comedy
Romance
Release Date
2000
Location
Los Angeles, California, USA; New York City, New York, USA

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 51m

Synopsis

Parker is a shy, aspiring writer who works as a telephone psychic by day and lives a lonely existence by night. Samantha is a painter who dreams of studying in Paris and has a habit of getting involved with the wrong men. When they bump into each other in a Manhattan flower shop, it's love at first sight for Parker. After his apartment burns down and his search for a new one goes nowhere, fate provides an opportunity: Samantha happens to have an affordable room available, and she likes having male roommates -- but only if they're gay. Desperate, Parker decides to take the plunge, and passes himself off as a gay friend of a friend. An inevitable comedy of errors ensues, as Parker desperately tries to keep Samantha from learning his two secrets: 1) he's not gay, and 2) he's falling head-over-heels in love with her.

Film Details

MPAA Rating
Genre
Comedy
Romance
Release Date
2000
Location
Los Angeles, California, USA; New York City, New York, USA

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 51m

Quotes

Trivia

Miscellaneous Notes

Released in United States 2000

Released in United States March 2000

Released in United States on Video October 24, 2000

Shown at Santa Barbara International Film Festival March 2-12, 2000.

Straight-to-video release.

Began shooting December 11, 1998.

Completed shooting January 12, 1999.

Released in United States 2000

Released in United States March 2000 (Shown at Santa Barbara International Film Festival March 2-12, 2000.)

Released in United States on Video October 24, 2000