The 14 Year Old Girl


1h 10m 1966

Brief Synopsis

Egotistical faded star Hedy Lamarr (drag queen Mario Montez) visits a plastic surgeon (Ronald Tavel) to be transformed into the "14-year-old girl" she believes herself to be. She is then caught shoplifting by Mary Woronov and is put on trial, with Tavel as the judge and her five ex-husbands (one of whom is Gerard Malanga) the jury. Hedy remains self-centered and detached throughout, posing and primping and bursting out renditions of "I Feel Pretty" and "Young at Heart."

Film Details

Also Known As
Hedy the Shoplifter
Release Date
Jan 1966
Premiere Information
New York opening: 3 Mar 1966
Distribution Company
Film-Makers' Cooperative
Country
United States

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 10m
Color
Black and White

Synopsis

Hedy Lamarr, played by a transvestite, lies on an operating table; a surgeon and his assistants are gathered around her. A large magnifying glass in the foreground focuses on her mouth. Hedy moans and implores the doctors to make her beautiful. They continue to operate and make rude remarks about her appearance. Hedy awakens, views herself in the mirror, and comments that she looks like a 14-year-old girl. She sings a few bars of "I Feel Pretty," and reminds the doctors of her status as a movie star. Towing in hand husbands and lovers, she leaves the set of the operating room and heads into darkness, singing as the men dance a soft-shoe routine. In a department store, Hedy becomes irritated by a saleslady and threatens to have her fired. Throughout their arguments, Hedy shoplifts items from the counters. Suddenly a policewoman enters to arrest her; protesting, Hedy gives the saleslady and store manager-detective a drink of hemlock. After Hedy leaves with the policewoman, the poisoned employees writhe in death throes on the floor of the store. At her apartment, Hedy dons an exotic costume with a turban and asks for help in putting on her gloves. The policewoman searches for stolen merchandise. Hedy extols her own career as a movie star and offers a hemlock cocktail to the policewoman, but the policewoman refuses and leads Hedy away to court. On the witness stand, her first husband claims that he wanted to make her a star; the second testifies that he met her at a Schrafft's restaurant; another husband received a $500,000 divorce settlement; a fourth accuses Hedy of making pornographic films; the fifth, an Oklahoma oilman, also testifies. Hedy looks on sadly as the lone member of the courtroom audience, a soothsayer, watches through a magnifying glass. The judge hurls insulting remarks at Hedy and sentences her to death by hemlock. She is administered the hemlock and dies. The soothsayer, called to the witness stand by the judge, delivers a short eulogy.

Film Details

Also Known As
Hedy the Shoplifter
Release Date
Jan 1966
Premiere Information
New York opening: 3 Mar 1966
Distribution Company
Film-Makers' Cooperative
Country
United States

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 10m
Color
Black and White

Quotes

Trivia

Notes

A fictional account of the life of Hedy Lamarr, the film is also known as Hedy and Hedy the Shoplifter.