The Real Blonde
Brief Synopsis
Cast & Crew
Tom Dicillo
Karen Woolridge
Wayne Parent
Peter Rex
Matthew Modine
Landy Cannon
Film Details
Technical Specs
Synopsis
Joe and Mary, a pair of live-in lovers, have reached an impasse in their long-term relationship. Joe is an aspiring actor who earns a meager income as a waiter for a catering company while Mary is a successful make-up artist on high-fashion photo shoots. Mary wants to stop supporting Joe; however, Joe is obsessed with becoming a "real" actor. Joe's fellow actor/waiter Bob is totally obsessed with something else: the need to find a "real blonde," a natural golden girl who doesn't get her beauty from a bottle. Bob's pursuit leads him to his soap opera co-star Kelly, to supermodel Sahara, both of whom dye their hair. Meanwhile, Mary is trying to work through her frustrations with her psychiatrist Dr Leuter, who sends her to a self-defense class taught by Doug. Joe has recently sacrificed his integrity to get a gig as an extra in a Madonna video and is soon led into temptation by Tina, a professional Madonna body double and possible "real blonde" who constantly crosses his path.
Director
Tom Dicillo
Cast
Karen Woolridge
Wayne Parent
Peter Rex
Matthew Modine
Landy Cannon
Marlo Thomas
Arturo Fresolone
Brian Frank
Gloria Slade
Deborah Swanson
Tony Hendra
Jim Saporito
Kedar Brown
Bronson Picket
Djanet Sears
Alex Appel
Joan Heney
Vincent Laresca
Dawn Roach
Catherine Keener
Jim Fyfe
Ray Trail
Beatrice Winde
Joe D'angerio
Buck Henry
David Thornton
Katie Griffin
Bridgette Wilson-sampras
David Lopato
Daniela Olivieri
Steve Buscemi
Dave Chappelle
Nahanni Johnstone
Daryl Hannah
Sean Orr
John Tormey
Sheila Hewlett
Timm Zemanek
Kathryn Haggis
Alexandra Wentworth
Colin Mochrie
Tom Harvey
Schecter Lee
Denis Leary
Jonathan Wilson
Elizabeth Berkley
Kathleen Turner
Moynan King
Debra Mcgrath
Missy Yager
Christopher Lloyd
Daniel Von Bargen
Peter Keleghan
Maxwell Caulfield
Kendall Knights
Crew
G. A. Aguilar
Chris Alexander
Joey Altruda
Andre Amarantinis
Matthew Anas
Daniel Ash
Paul Austerberry
Casey Bailey
Bill Baldwin
Jeff Beal
Jonathan Billings
Boris Blank
Michael Blecher
Bernie Branston
Patty Brolsma
Michael Bryant
Roman Buchok
Keith Bunting
Alex Callier
Danielle Capawanna
Beverly Carr
Tim J Carroll
Don Caulfield
Matthew Chilsen
Nigel Churcher
Madonna Louise Ciccone (madonna)
Madonna Louise Ciccone (madonna)
Crispin Cioe
Crispin Cioe
Kathy Ciric
Greg Cohen
Richard Corman
Jennifer Cossetto
Jim C Craig
Maggie Craig
James Crouch
Byron Crystal
John Daschbach
Kathryn Daw
Christopher Dean
Rena Deangelo
Keiko Deguchi
Cliff Dempster
Mohanndas Dewese
Tom Dicillo
Ron Dickie
Damien Donohue
Donna Dupere-taylor
Peter Dwyer
James Edwards
Mark Egyud
Jim Farmer
Jim Farmer
Richard Ferbrache
Bill Fletcher
Robert Forbes
Jon Fugler
Raymond Geerts
Gerri Gillan
Mick Gormaley
Francis Griffiths
Bob Hannah
Douglas E. Hansen
David J Haskins
Kevin Haskins
Chris Hayes
Jeff Heinztman
Alan Hicks
Bob Hicks
Lori Hicks
Haddon Hufford
Dreamland Products Inc
Videodrome Inc
Jessica Johnson
Colin F Jones
Jamie Jones
Michael Jortner
Suzanne Katz
Joan Kauffman
Avy Kaufman
Diane Kerbel
Bruce Kitzmeyer
Dan Korintus
Mort Korn
George Kraychyk
Jenna Krempel
Susan Labunski-saxe
Matthew Lammerick
George Lara
Jeffrey Lazar
Diane Lederman
Armand Leo
Patrick Leonard
Michael Lerman
Deanna Leslie
Hal Levinsohn
Julie Lichter
Hank Liebeskind
Loreen Lightfoot
David Macdonald
Henry Mancini
Melissa Marr
Edgar Martin
Tony Martinez
Tom Mather
Jennifer Von Mayrhauser
Lane Mccray
Denny Mcdermott
Mark Mcfadden
Terry A Mckay
Dieter Meier
Jeff Melvin
Michael Mendelsohn
Johnny Mercer
Katya Meyer
Arthur Miller
Leonard Mitalas
Michael W. Mitchell
Steve Morrison
David Moxness
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Patrick Mullins
Sandra Nash
Bill Nisselson
Christopher A. Nowak
Donal O'donoghue
Michael Orloff
Eliza Paley
Mary Pantelidis
John H Parker
Richard Parker
Andrew Parle
Harry Pavelson
Chris Pellegrini
Linda Perkins
Norman Petty
Linda Phillips
Marek Posival
Jim Powers
Mathew Price
Carl Prinzi
Frank Prinzi
Dan Projansky
Kint Quon
Marlene Rain
Katherine Rankin
Herb Reischl
William F. Reynolds
Marc Ribot
Edward T Riley
Kurt Rimmel
Marie-ange Ripka
Marc Rodgers
Juan Rodriguez
Tom Rosenberg
Siobhan Rowand
Allison Russo
Jill Santi
Gerd Amir Saraf
Liz Schlitten
Diana Schmidt
Kristen Schylinski
Marcia Scott
Thomas Scott
Lee Michael Searles
Douglas W Shannon
Leanne Shapton
Wayne Shorter
Wayne Shorter
Joni Sighvatsson
Gordon Sim
Paul Soin
Paul P Soucek
Bruce Speyer
Daryl Stone
Sean Strong
William Sweeney
Nick Sweetman
Jeremy Tabarrok
Joe Taglairino
Ted Tannebaum
Dominick Tavella
Philip Testa
Adrian Thaws
Adrian Thaws
Melanie Thornton
George Tomasco
Camilla Toniolo
Michael Tournier
Robin Urdang
Mark Urman
Roland Vajs
Brian Vancho
Don Vandewater
Kara Varian Baker
Michael Ventresco
Marcus Viscidi
Grant Volkers
John Werner
Justine Whelan
Film Details
Technical Specs
Quotes
Trivia
Miscellaneous Notes
Released in United States 1998
Released in United States January 1998
Released in United States July 1998
Released in United States on Video August 25, 1998
Released in United States September 1997
Released in United States Winter February 27, 1998
Shown at American Film Market (AFM) in Santa Monica, California February 26 - March 4, 1998.
Shown at Deauville Film Festival (Closing Night) September 5-14, 1997.
Shown at Karlovy Vary International Film Festival (in competition) July 3-11, 1998.
Shown at Rotterdam International Film Festival January 28 - February 8, 1998.
Shown at Sundance Film Festival (Premieres) in Park City, Utah January 15-25, 1998.
Began shooting September 30, 1996.
Completed shooting November 25, 1996.
Released in United States 1998 (Shown at American Film Market (AFM) in Santa Monica, California February 26 - March 4, 1998.)
Released in United States 1998 (Shown at Rotterdam International Film Festival January 28 - February 8, 1998.)
Released in United States January 1998 (Shown at Sundance Film Festival (Premieres) in Park City, Utah January 15-25, 1998.)
Released in United States Winter February 27, 1998
Released in United States July 1998 (Shown at Karlovy Vary International Film Festival (in competition) July 3-11, 1998.)
Released in United States on Video August 25, 1998
Released in United States September 1997 (Shown at Deauville Film Festival (Closing Night) September 5-14, 1997.)