They Want Dick Dickster
Brief Synopsis
Cast & Crew
Chris Olen Ray
Robert R Shafer
Tim Russ
Richard Grieco
Bonnie Rotten
Caleb Thomas
Film Details
Synopsis
Hollywood movie director, Dick Dickster is a drunk hack with a big ego and a bad attitude. He's broke, in debt, and unemployable. His manager, Sammy Davas Jr. wants to dump him. His wife, Hardy is divorcing him and wants alimony. Dick owes the mob fifty grand, and hit-man, Tony Baritoni has come to collect. And District Attorney Ed Lawler is investigating a statutory rape charge against Dick from his long-ago movie 'Cult of Doom'. A film school crew led by Tim Meeks begins filming a documentary about Dick. They interview actors, directors and producers that all testify about their encounters with Dickster. Then a mysterious porn producer, Coco Hart offers one-hundred thousand dollars to direct a remake that turns 'Cult of Doom' into 'Cult of Poon'. Dick can't say no. Production begins and ingenue, Peaches Ripen is cast. She's an orphan searching for her parents. Is Dick her Daddy? As the shoot grinds on, Dick battles with Coco, the male star: Hug Nuts, the teen Goth screenwriter, the crew, the actresses and Bonnie Rotten. Did Dick stagger into a deathtrap, or will he get "laid and paid," and win in the end?
