Tarzan, The Ape Man
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John Derek
Bo Derek
Miles O'keeffe
John Phillip Law
Akushula Selayah
Richard Harris
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James Parker is in Africa, looking for a mythical "white ape" when his wife dies and he is joined by his estranged daughter, Jane. Together, they learn that this white ape is Tarzan, a man who was raised by apes in the jungle. Parker continues to hunt Tarzan, but now with the purpose of bringing him back to England, dead or alive. Tarzan responds to the situation by kidnapping Jane, and the two are fascinated by each other. When natives take Jane with the intent of sacrificing her, Tarzan springs into action.
Director
John Derek
Cast
Bo Derek
Miles O'keeffe
John Phillip Law
Akushula Selayah
Richard Harris
Steve Strong
Crew
Pamela Bentkowski
Perry Botkin Jr.
Allan Bromberg
Edgar Rice Burroughs
Joe Campassi
Daniel Allen Carlin
Jack Cheap
Eva Chun
David B Cohn
Kerry Collins
Norma Collins
Armando Contreras
Gini Cook
Bo Derek
John Derek
John Derek
Wolfgang Dickmann
Patricia Edwards
William G Gage
Robert W Glass
Gary Goddard
James Harbert
Bobbie Johnson
Linda Kemp
Robert Knudson
Michael Lally
James B Ling
Don Macdougall
Jock Mahoney
David J Mcmillan
James L Michaelson
Jak Oliver
Jak Oliver
Allan Placko
William Randall
Paul "sled" Reynolds
Tess Reynolds
Alan Roderick-jones
Tom Rowe
Chandran Rutham
Tom Shaw
Tom Shaw
Curt Sobel
Bill Stafford
J A Vincent
Warner Waarnasiri
Don Warner
Edward A. Warschilka
Robert Waxman
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Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981)
Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981)
Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981 version) - Tarzan, the Ape Man - The Bo Derek Version
If you're looking for clarification on the Derek phenomenon, you'll get no help from Warner Bros.' DVD release of 1981's Tarzan the Ape Man, which was directed by Bo's obviously clueless Svengali-like husband, John Derek. This is one lousy, awful, terrible movie, a compendium of half-baked nonsense that's about as inexplicable an act of star power - it was made as Bo's strategic follow-up to 10 - as you'll ever see. But get the popcorn ready, it may still be worth watching. "So bad, it's good" fans will find waaaaaay more than enough to crow about by the time it's over, and everyone else will sit slack-jawed at the unrelenting inappropriateness of virtually every aspect of its production.
Bo plays "Jane," in the sense that that's what everybody calls her. As the movie begins, Jane rides a steamship up an African river, where she meets up with her estranged, totally-nuts explorer father (Richard Harris, hamming it up like there's no tomorrow.) Dear old Dad may or may not have eyes for his own daughter, not that it matters in the long run. Harris basically just drags Bo's moist body through the jungle, where, after about 45 meandering minutes, she takes her clothes off completely, gets frightened by a lion, and meets Tarzan (Miles O'Keefe), a buff monkey-man who looks like he stepped out of a Chippendales floor show. O'Keefe, it should be noted, gets off lucky, since Tarzan is basically mute and doesn't have to recite any of the wretched dialogue.
Jane will teach Tarzan, a dim bulb, how to grope her breasts. Not long after that, a bunch of natives will strip Jane naked (again), then paint her white. Then Dad will loudly recite "Humpty Dumpty" while tied to a post and dying from an exceptionally unpleasant stomach wound. The end.
I hope I didn't ruin anything for you.
The Dereks certainly couldn't be accused of aiming too high. The sole point of Tarzan the Ape Man is finding ways for Bo to show off her tight little body and heroically perky breasts. The party line for most actresses is that they'll do nudity only if it's integral to the plot. This may be the only time in movie history that a name actress participated in something resembling a plot because it was integral to the nudity.
You can't really blame Bo for any of this, since she was no less a product than a tub of Crisco is. But husband John's directorial technique is so amateurish it's astonishing that a major studio actually allowed him to think he knew what he was doing.
Honestly, you won't believe this one: scenes drag on for days; minor bits of information are belabored while important action takes place just beyond the edge of the frame; slow-motion - which apparently denotes "art" - is utilized at random. Then there's O'Keefe's legendary battle with a giant rubber snake. Derek constructs it out of slow-mo lap-dissolves that make it look like a particularly ineffective love scene, and it just goes on and on and on. Audiences at the time were known to burst out laughing for at least half its duration. That is, if they weren't laughing already.
Warner Bros. hasn't wasted their time getting fancy with the DVD. The print is clean, and the soundtrack has been remastered in Dolby Digital 5.1. There aren't any behind-the-scenes documentaries, since they would have consisted mostly of people pouring water on Bo while she practices arching her back.
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by Paul Tatara
Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981 version) - Tarzan, the Ape Man - The Bo Derek Version
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Released in United States July 1981
Released in United States Summer July 24, 1981
Released in United States July 1981
Released in United States Summer July 24, 1981