If You Knew Susie


1h 30m 1948
If You Knew Susie

Brief Synopsis

A vaudeville couple tries to retire but gets mixed up with gangsters.

Film Details

Also Known As
Rich Man, Poor Man
Genre
Comedy
Musical
Release Date
Feb 7, 1948
Premiere Information
not available
Production Company
RKO Radio Pictures, Inc.
Distribution Company
RKO Radio Pictures, Inc.
Country
United States

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 30m
Sound
Mono (RCA Sound System)
Color
Black and White
Theatrical Aspect Ratio
1.37 : 1
Film Length
8,096ft

Synopsis

Longtime vaudevillians Sam and Susie Parker retire from performing so that their two children, Marjorie and "Junior," can enjoy a normal childhood in Brookford, Massachusetts, Sam's ancestral home. To make ends meet, the Parkers convert part of their colonial house into a restaurant featuring cheap chicken and steak dinners. They are quickly forced to close down, however, after Mr. Clinton, the snobbish head of Brookford's influential First Families of the Revolution organization, orders the townspeople to boycott the place because the Parker family line boasts no colonial heroes. During an auction of their belongings, the Parkers discover a letter hidden in a wall, signed by George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin. The letter is addressed to Sam's great-great-great grandfather, Jonathan Parker, and acknowledges his bravery during the Revolutionary War. Although Clinton doubts the authenticity of the document, Susie determines to prove its claim and heads for Washington, D.C. with Sam. In the nation's capital, the nearly broke Sam and Susie meet with immediate frustration, but are befriended by reporter Mike Garrett, who offers to share his newspaper's penthouse apartment for one hundred dollars. Unknown to Sam and Susie, Mike owes money to a loanshark and his two thugs, Marty and Willie, and has no legal right to occupy the penthouse. Consequently, when Mike's boss, the stuffy Mr. Whitley, arrives unexpectedly in town and encounters the unconventional pair in his penthouse, he is outraged. To save his job, Mike offers to help the Parkers with their letter and takes them to the National Archives. There Sam and Susie are overjoyed to learn that the document is indeed authentic. They are further thrilled when a close examination of the letter reveals that the U.S. government owes them £50,000, with interest compounded since the Revolution. After Mike breaks the news that the total amount owed exceeds seven billion dollars, Sam and Susie become overnight celebrities. While they are enjoying their sudden popularity at a charitable fashion show, however, Mike learns that Congress has declared their inheritance null and void. Before the news spreads, gangsters Steve Garland and Zero Zantini overhear a desperate Mike concocting a phony kidnapping scheme with Marty and Willie and decide to kidnap the Parkers themselves. When Steve and Zero show up at the penthouse, Susie and Sam, who have not been told they have lost their windfall, gladly go off with them, believing they have been sent by Mike. While Zero guards Sam and Susie at a warehouse hideout, Steve leaves to negotiate their release. Upon learning of Congress' decision, Steve then telephones Zero with orders to "get rid of" the Parkers. Before the zealous Zero can do the deed, however, Steve, who has just sold the story of the fake kidnapping to Mike's newspaper rival, orders him to stop. Although Sam and Susie escape from the gangsters unharmed, they are denounced in the news as greedy fakers. Now despised by an entire nation, the vaudevillians return to Brookford and hide out in their house with their children. Clinton, meanwhile, has arranged for Congress to investigate the Parkers, but to everyone's surprise, the Senate decides that Susie and Sam should be paid their inheritance after all. Having suffered enough, however, Susie and Sam decline the offer and insist on remaining poor.

Cast

Eddie Cantor

Sam Parker

Joan Davis

Susie Parker

Allyn Joslyn

Mike Garrett

Charles Dingle

Mr. Whitley

Phil Brown

Joe Collins

Sheldon Leonard

Steve Garland

Joe Sawyer

Zero Zantini

Douglas Fowley

Marty

Margaret Kerry

Marjorie Parker

Dick Humphreys

[Hancock Otis] Handy Clinton [III]

Howard Freeman

Mr. Clinton

Mabel Paige

Grandma

Sig Ruman

Count Alexis [Ligorio]

Fritz Feld

Chez Henri

Isabel Randolph

Mrs. Clinton

Bobby Driscoll

"Junior" [Parker]

Lee Frederick

Reporter

Robert Bray

Reporter

Jay Norris

Reporter

Perc Launders

Guard

Carl Saxe

Guard

Norma Drury

Countess Ligorio

Harry Harvey

Sedley

Frank Marlowe

Benny

Addison Richards

Senator Bradley

Pierre Watkin

Senator Grant

Sammy Stein

Wee Willie

Dick Gordon

Assistant hotel manager

Regan Callais

Sketch artist

Claire Carleton

Vicki Vale

Wallace Scott

Shorty

Alma Carroll

Model

Sandra Spence

Model

Dorothy Abbott

Model

Pat Barton

Model

Nita Mathews

Model

Rosemary Knighton

Model

Barbara Freking

Model

Albin Robeling

Waiter

Warren Jackson

Radio operator

George Chandler

Graham

William Gould

Mr. Boland

Charles Halton

Pringle

J. Farrell Macdonald

Policeman

Joe Devlin

Silent Pete

Mary Field

Telephone operator

Kay Christopher

Telephone operator

W. J. O'brien

Clerk

Jeffrey Sayre

Dancer

Lee Moore

Dancer

Shirley Lopez

Dancer

Joe Hinds

Martin

Graham Covert

Recorder

Jimmy Kelly

Mr. Brooks

Betty Lou Dieringer

Showgirl

Charmienne Harker

Showgirl

Lorraine Gale

Showgirl

Jean Lind

Showgirl

Helen Perissi

Showgirl

Marjorie Walker

Showgirl

Barbara Thorson

Showgirl

Edward Clark

Band leader

Harry Denny

First dignitary

James Carlisle

Second dignitary

Ralph Peters

Mac

Robert Clarke

Orchestra leader

Sedal Bennett

Douglas

John Piffle

Bald-headed man

Marie Harmon

Secretary

Donald Kerr

Window washer

Eddy Hart

Burly man

Paul Harvey

Cathcart

Patsy Creighton

Girl

Earle Hodgins

Auctioneer

Syd Saylor

Proprietor of pet shop

Charles Sullivan

Logger

Chalky Williams

Logger

Lois Austin

Bob Evans

Tex Swan

Ellen Corby

Film Details

Also Known As
Rich Man, Poor Man
Genre
Comedy
Musical
Release Date
Feb 7, 1948
Premiere Information
not available
Production Company
RKO Radio Pictures, Inc.
Distribution Company
RKO Radio Pictures, Inc.
Country
United States

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 30m
Sound
Mono (RCA Sound System)
Color
Black and White
Theatrical Aspect Ratio
1.37 : 1
Film Length
8,096ft

Articles

If You Knew Susie


Eddie Cantor's immense appeal as a vaudeville, stage and radio performer never quite translated to screen, and he only made 16 movies in a 22-year period, although several of them were quite popular, particularly those made in the 1930s. If You Knew Susie (1948) was his final feature film, except for a few brief cameo appearance as himself in The Story of Will Rogers (1952), and providing the singing voice for actor Keefe Brasselle in his own screen biography, The Eddie Cantor Story (1953).

Cantor produced If You Knew Susie himself, and its title is that of one of his most popular songs, dating back to 1925. The original working title of the film was "Rich Man, Poor Man," but once the script was done and original songs completed, Cantor panicked. He felt the production needed some tried and true material, so RKO spent $20,000 to license the unlimited use of the song. Shortly after it was worked into the story, the title was changed, and the female lead character's name switched to Susie to accommodate it.

The plot serves as a means to showcase Cantor's schtick and irrepressible personality. As Sam and Susie Parker, he and comic actress Joan Davis are ex-vaudevillians who are not socially accepted in the small New England town where they've retired. After finding a document signed by George Washington awarding $50,000 to one of Sam's ancestors during the Revolutionary War, they learn the government owes them billions in compounded interest, opening the door to a noble gesture that makes them national heroes and the darlings of the local blue bloods who snubbed them.

The star/producer poured a lot of his own money into If You Knew Susie, hoping for a success similar to his earlier hit Show Business (1944), some footage from which is cut into this movie. RKO, the producing studio, was also banking on it, having done well with the earlier picture. But it took a few years to come up with an acceptable follow up vehicle; everything from a musical Western to something called "It Happened in Mexico" was announced as the follow-up Cantor project before they settled on If You Knew Susie. The film proved to be a modest success but didn't come close to the box office receipts of Show Business. Although Cantor would later refer to the film as the worst of his film career, most of the critical reviews were positive with Movieland proclaiming, "If you like Eddie Cantor (and let's start out understanding each other; we adore him!), this picture is your dish." Regardless, Cantor decided it was time to quit the picture business although his career was far from over. He next shifted his phenomenal radio success to the fledgling television medium and had a popular show for a few years until heart trouble forced him into semi-retirement.

Cantor's co-star in If You Knew Susie (and in Show Business), Joan Davis, also found success on the small screen. A likeable comic foil in pictures from the mid-1930s and star of a string of B-comedies in the 40s, Davis achieved TV success as the scatterbrained wife of a respected judge (played by Jim Backus of "Mr. Magoo" and Gilligan's Island fame) in I Married Joan between 1952 and 1955. Davis and Cantor were rumored to have had an affair beginning with Show Business and lasting through production on this picture according to their co-star Sheldon Leonard. Davis, in fact, was divorced from her husband during shooting. But once If You Knew Susie wrapped, the relationship between the stars waned and they were never as close again.

Cantor and Davis's son in If You Knew Susie was played by Bobby Driscoll, a loveable child star who made his debut at the age of six in 1943 and worked solidly through the 1940s. A year after this picture, Driscoll received his greatest acclaim as the terrorized child who witnesses a murder in The Window (1949), winning a special juvenile performer Oscar® for his work. Driscoll's success, however, began to wane as he got older. He made a few films in the 1950s, most notably providing the voice of the animated Peter Pan (1953) for Walt Disney's studio, where he was the first actor under contract. He ended his career with the juvenile delinquent drama The Party Crashers (1958). He then drifted into hard drugs and ten years later, at the age of 31, was found dead in an abandoned Greenwich Village apartment. He was buried as "John Doe" in New York's infamous "Potter's Field," but his corpse was later identified by his fingerprints.

One last bit of trivia on If You Knew Susie. Keep an eye out for the small, uncredited role of Ogleby. The actor playing the part is distinguished stage artist Jason Robards, Sr., father of the now better-known stage and screen actor. Robards Sr. also had a long and varied screen career, starting in substantial supporting roles in 1921 then moving to smaller character parts, often in Westerns. He kept working until 1961, two years before his death at the age of 71.

Director: Gordon Douglas
Producer: Eddie Cantor, Jack J. Gross
Screenplay: Oscar Brodney, Warren Wilson, additional dialogue by Bud Pearson, Lester A. White
Cinematography: Frank Redman
Editing: Philip Martin
Art Direction: Ralph Berger, Albert S. D'Agostino
Original Music: Edgar Fairchild, Ramez Idriss, Jimmy McHugh, George Tibbles
Cast: Eddie Cantor (Sam), Joan Davis (Susie), Allyn Joslyn (Mike), Charles Dingle (Mr. Whitley), Sheldon Leonard (Steve Garland).
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by Rob Nixon
If You Knew Susie

If You Knew Susie

Eddie Cantor's immense appeal as a vaudeville, stage and radio performer never quite translated to screen, and he only made 16 movies in a 22-year period, although several of them were quite popular, particularly those made in the 1930s. If You Knew Susie (1948) was his final feature film, except for a few brief cameo appearance as himself in The Story of Will Rogers (1952), and providing the singing voice for actor Keefe Brasselle in his own screen biography, The Eddie Cantor Story (1953). Cantor produced If You Knew Susie himself, and its title is that of one of his most popular songs, dating back to 1925. The original working title of the film was "Rich Man, Poor Man," but once the script was done and original songs completed, Cantor panicked. He felt the production needed some tried and true material, so RKO spent $20,000 to license the unlimited use of the song. Shortly after it was worked into the story, the title was changed, and the female lead character's name switched to Susie to accommodate it. The plot serves as a means to showcase Cantor's schtick and irrepressible personality. As Sam and Susie Parker, he and comic actress Joan Davis are ex-vaudevillians who are not socially accepted in the small New England town where they've retired. After finding a document signed by George Washington awarding $50,000 to one of Sam's ancestors during the Revolutionary War, they learn the government owes them billions in compounded interest, opening the door to a noble gesture that makes them national heroes and the darlings of the local blue bloods who snubbed them. The star/producer poured a lot of his own money into If You Knew Susie, hoping for a success similar to his earlier hit Show Business (1944), some footage from which is cut into this movie. RKO, the producing studio, was also banking on it, having done well with the earlier picture. But it took a few years to come up with an acceptable follow up vehicle; everything from a musical Western to something called "It Happened in Mexico" was announced as the follow-up Cantor project before they settled on If You Knew Susie. The film proved to be a modest success but didn't come close to the box office receipts of Show Business. Although Cantor would later refer to the film as the worst of his film career, most of the critical reviews were positive with Movieland proclaiming, "If you like Eddie Cantor (and let's start out understanding each other; we adore him!), this picture is your dish." Regardless, Cantor decided it was time to quit the picture business although his career was far from over. He next shifted his phenomenal radio success to the fledgling television medium and had a popular show for a few years until heart trouble forced him into semi-retirement. Cantor's co-star in If You Knew Susie (and in Show Business), Joan Davis, also found success on the small screen. A likeable comic foil in pictures from the mid-1930s and star of a string of B-comedies in the 40s, Davis achieved TV success as the scatterbrained wife of a respected judge (played by Jim Backus of "Mr. Magoo" and Gilligan's Island fame) in I Married Joan between 1952 and 1955. Davis and Cantor were rumored to have had an affair beginning with Show Business and lasting through production on this picture according to their co-star Sheldon Leonard. Davis, in fact, was divorced from her husband during shooting. But once If You Knew Susie wrapped, the relationship between the stars waned and they were never as close again. Cantor and Davis's son in If You Knew Susie was played by Bobby Driscoll, a loveable child star who made his debut at the age of six in 1943 and worked solidly through the 1940s. A year after this picture, Driscoll received his greatest acclaim as the terrorized child who witnesses a murder in The Window (1949), winning a special juvenile performer Oscar® for his work. Driscoll's success, however, began to wane as he got older. He made a few films in the 1950s, most notably providing the voice of the animated Peter Pan (1953) for Walt Disney's studio, where he was the first actor under contract. He ended his career with the juvenile delinquent drama The Party Crashers (1958). He then drifted into hard drugs and ten years later, at the age of 31, was found dead in an abandoned Greenwich Village apartment. He was buried as "John Doe" in New York's infamous "Potter's Field," but his corpse was later identified by his fingerprints. One last bit of trivia on If You Knew Susie. Keep an eye out for the small, uncredited role of Ogleby. The actor playing the part is distinguished stage artist Jason Robards, Sr., father of the now better-known stage and screen actor. Robards Sr. also had a long and varied screen career, starting in substantial supporting roles in 1921 then moving to smaller character parts, often in Westerns. He kept working until 1961, two years before his death at the age of 71. Director: Gordon Douglas Producer: Eddie Cantor, Jack J. Gross Screenplay: Oscar Brodney, Warren Wilson, additional dialogue by Bud Pearson, Lester A. White Cinematography: Frank Redman Editing: Philip Martin Art Direction: Ralph Berger, Albert S. D'Agostino Original Music: Edgar Fairchild, Ramez Idriss, Jimmy McHugh, George Tibbles Cast: Eddie Cantor (Sam), Joan Davis (Susie), Allyn Joslyn (Mike), Charles Dingle (Mr. Whitley), Sheldon Leonard (Steve Garland). BW-91m. by Rob Nixon

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The working title of this film was Rich Man, Poor Man. The film's opening musical number, "My, How the Time Goes By," features some brief animation. Eddie Cantor and Joan Davis perform the song in blackface. New York Times noted that the title song had been a signature Cantor number since 1925. According to Variety, RKO paid $20,000 for the rights to the song. Included in the musical numbers was a spoof on the Sextette from the opera Lucia di Lammermoor, which is "performed" by four actors mouthing the words to a phonograph recording. Although CBCS lists Richard Powers in the role of "Graham," George Chandler actually played the part. A Hollywood Reporter news item adds Peggy Lynn to the cast, but her appearance in the final film has not been confirmed. Hollywood Reporter also noted that eight professional models were used in the picture. According to a Hollywood Reporter news item, the start of the film's production coincided with the anniversary of Cantor's thirty-eighth year in show business. If You Knew Susie marked the performer's last starring role in pictures. In 1952, he made his final screen appearance in a cameo role in The Story of Will Rogers.