When contract stars Barbara Hale and Bill Williams decided to get married in 1946, their studio, RKO, didn't just send a nice gift. It cast them opposite each other in this decidedly offbeat attempt to revive the screwball comedy. Williams is a veteran suffering from PTSD who's about to throw himself off a bridge, where he bumps into failed artist Hale. Instead of jumping, he falls in love. Trying to boost her career, he gets mixed up with gangster Nestor Paiva, who keeps trying to bump him off. Contemporary audiences weren't buying it, and the film lost money. The studio teamed them in one more picture, the film noir The Clay Pidgeon (1949), but with RKO's fortunes fading, the couple would find more success on television, Williams in the title role of The Adventures of Kit Carson, and Hale as secretary Della Street on Perry Mason, which brought her an Emmy in 1959. Today, A Likely Story is of special interest to their fans, offering a rare chance to see the husband-and-wife team playing the dawn of a romance just as their own love story was starting.
By Frank Miller
A Likely Story
Brief Synopsis
A World War II veteran who thinks he's dying gets mixed up with gangsters.
Cast & Crew
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H. C. Potter
Director
Bill Williams
Bill [Baker]
Barbara Hale
Vickie [North]
Lanny Rees
Jamie [North]
Sam Levene
Louie
Dan Tobin
Phil Bright
Film Details
Also Known As
A Fascinating Nuisance, Never Say Die
Genre
Comedy
Drama
Release Date
Apr
16,
1947
Premiere Information
not available
Production Company
RKO Radio Pictures, Inc.
Distribution Company
RKO Radio Pictures, Inc.
Country
United States
Technical Specs
Duration
1h 28m
Film Length
7,984ft
Synopsis
While traveling to New York by train, Bill Baker, a recently discharged serviceman, meets Vickie North, an aspiring artist from Wisconsin, her young brother Jamie and Louie, a gangster. When Bill cheerfully admits to Louie that he "just got out" after serving as a "tommy gunner," Louie, who spent the entire war in jail, assumes that the wide-eyed veteran is a fellow racketeer and invites him to seek employment with his boss, Tiny McBride. Bill also confesses to Louie that he is a hypochondriac with a hyperactive imagination and suffers from dizzy spells. While roughhousing in his seat with Jamie, Bill is accidentally knocked out by Vickie's falling painting case. Bill wakes up alone in a New York hospital ward and overhears two doctors, standing just outside his bed screen, discussing a patient's fatal heart condition. Concluding that he is the unfortunate soul who only has two weeks to live, Bill leaves the hospital in a daze. Bill then goes to Tiny's bar and, believing that excitement will quicken his death, tries to provoke Louie and the rest of the rough crowd to fight with him. The gangsters, however, refuse to fight, and a despondent Bill is about to jump from the nearest bridge when he becomes dizzy and scared. At that moment, Vickie passes by and, assessing the situation, lectures him about not giving up on life. Taken with the sincere artist, Bill kisses her impetuously and is knocked out by a passing truck driver, who mistakes him for a masher. Bill then wakes up in Vickie's Greenwich Village apartment, where he is made a virtual prisoner by a concerned Vickie and Jamie. When Bill, who has said nothing about his "condition," tells Vickie that he finds her abstract paintings "interesting," she becomes incensed and storms off to attend a street art exhibit. Bill and his romantic competitor, insurance salesman Phil Bright, try to attract attention to Vickie's paintings, but fail. Truly upset, Vickie abandons her exhibit, but confesses to Jamie, who protested their move to New York, that she has no money for a return trip to Wisconsin. After Phil proposes unsuccessfully to Vickie, Bill reveals his situation to Louie and Tiny, and asks Tiny to give him $5,000 in exchange for being named the benficiary on his army life insurance policy. When Tiny learns that the policy is to be paid out in small installments, he angrily rejects the offer, but then suggests a plan whereby he will buy a private insurance policy through a crooked agent that will pay $100,000 upon Bill's death. Bill hesitates, but is soon talked into participating by the persuasive gangsters. Phil, who enjoys the worst sales record in his company, is then chosen as the agent, and he is convinced by Louie to join the scheme. Still certain he is about to die, Bill convinces Louie to pose as an art dealer and buy some of Vickie's paintings with the $5,000 he received from Tiny. When an ecstatic Vickie declares she is staying in New York, however, Bill feels compelled to tell her the truth about Louie. Vickie at first refuses to believe him, but eventually realizes that Jamie belongs back in Wisconsin and makes plans to return. Now in love with Bill, Vickie invites him to Wisconsin, but he insists he must stay in New York. After they enjoy a fun-filled day at the beach, Bill confesses to Vickie that he loves her, but angers her when he turns down her proposal without explanation. Tiny, meanwhile, is growing impatient with Bill and hires his enormous bouncer, Smoky, to fight him in a boxing match. After the fit Bill easily defeats Smoky, Louie tries to exhaust Bill to death through intense exercise. When that fails, Louie forces Bill at gunpoint to a doctor's office and, upon learning the truth about Bill's robust health, drives him to Tiny's. Following them there are Vickie and Jamie, to whom Bill has written a confessional letter. To Bill and Louie's surprise, Tiny welcomes Bill and reveals that he loves Vickie's paintings. When Vickie learns that Tiny is using her art to scare his drunken customers into ordering more alcohol, however, she grabs her paintings and rushes with Jamie to the train station. Bill pursues her there, but is knocked out once again when Vickie angrily hits him with her painting case. At the hospital, Bill proposes to a still upset Vickie, who then learns that Tiny is naming her the beneficiary of Bill's policy on condition she marry him and allow him to keep her paintings. As they drive back to the train station, Vickie finally accepts Bill's proposal with a kiss.
Director
H. C. Potter
Director
Cast
Bill Williams
Bill [Baker]
Barbara Hale
Vickie [North]
Lanny Rees
Jamie [North]
Sam Levene
Louie
Dan Tobin
Phil Bright
Nestor Paiva
Tiny [McBride]
Max Willenz
Mr. Slepoff
Henry Kulky
Tremendo
Robin Raymond
Ticket girl
Mary Young
Little old lady
Nancy Saunders
Blonde on train
Bill Shannon
Major
Charles Pawley
Reporter
Drew Miller
Reporter
Tex Swan
Reporter
Carl Hanson
Reporter
Sam Flint
Doctor
Emmett Vogan
Doctor
Selmer Jackson
Doctor
Isabel Withers
Nurse
Dorothy Curtis
Nurse
Mary Treen
Nurse
Margaret Mcwade
Nurse
Paul Newlan
Truck driver
Joseph J. Green
Senator
Jack Rice
Secretary to Senator
Cy Shindell
Criminal
Jack Arkin
Photographer
Mike Lally
Photographer
Hal Craig
Photographer
Clarence Muse
Porter
Dick Rush
Detective
Tom Noonan
Taxi driver
Jack Gargan
Taxi driver
Sam Lufkin
Taxi driver
Nina Hansen
Mrs. Slepoff
Pat Mckee
Smoky
Hal K. Dawson
Dr. Fraser
Chester Clute
Dr. Brown
George Magrill
Express man
Paul Fierro
Gateman
Eddie Parks
Drunk
Bill Wallace
Limousine driver
Lee Phelps
Policeman at intersection
Jessie Arnold
Landlady
J. Grenvold
Artist
Semion
Artist
Katherine Lytle
Artist
Ethelreda Leopold
Artist
William Haade
Big thug
Al Murphy
Poker player
Charles Sullivan
Poker player
Joseph Palma
Poker player
Phil Friedman
Poker player
Cy Malis
Poker player
Patsy O'byrne
Flower woman
Kid Chissell
Gym attendant
William Gould
Doorman
Dick Elliott
Conductor
Phil Warren
Intern
William Self
Intern
Alan Wood
Elevator operator
Larry Randall
Charles Meakin
Sandra Morgan
John M. Sullivan
Crew
James Altwies
Set Decoration
C. Bakaleinikoff
Music Director
Richard H. Berger
Producer
Russell A. Cully
Special Effects
Albert S. D'agostino
Art Director
Feild Gray
Art Director
Jack J. Gross
Executive Producer
Leigh Harline
Music
Roy Hunt
Director of Photography
Terry Kellum
Sound
Alexander Kenedi
Suggested by a story by
Harry Mancke
Assistant Director
Harry Marker
Editing
ReniƩ
Gowns
Waldo Salt
Contr to dial
Darrell Silvera
Set Decoration
Bess Taffel
Writer
Richard Van Hessen
Sound
Film Details
Also Known As
A Fascinating Nuisance, Never Say Die
Genre
Comedy
Drama
Release Date
Apr
16,
1947
Premiere Information
not available
Production Company
RKO Radio Pictures, Inc.
Distribution Company
RKO Radio Pictures, Inc.
Country
United States
Technical Specs
Duration
1h 28m
Film Length
7,984ft
Articles
A Likely Story
By Frank Miller
A Likely Story
When contract stars Barbara Hale and Bill Williams decided to get married in 1946, their studio, RKO, didn't just send a nice gift. It cast them opposite each other in this decidedly offbeat attempt to revive the screwball comedy. Williams is a veteran suffering from PTSD who's about to throw himself off a bridge, where he bumps into failed artist Hale. Instead of jumping, he falls in love. Trying to boost her career, he gets mixed up with gangster Nestor Paiva, who keeps trying to bump him off. Contemporary audiences weren't buying it, and the film lost money. The studio teamed them in one more picture, the film noir The Clay Pidgeon (1949), but with RKO's fortunes fading, the couple would find more success on television, Williams in the title role of The Adventures of Kit Carson, and Hale as secretary Della Street on Perry Mason, which brought her an Emmy in 1959. Today, A Likely Story is of special interest to their fans, offering a rare chance to see the husband-and-wife team playing the dawn of a romance just as their own love story was starting.
By Frank Miller
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According to Hollywood Reporter, Alexander Kenedi's original screen story was titled "Never Say Die," which also was the film's working title. Months after the close of production, Hollywood Reporter announced that the title had been changed from A Likely Story to The Fascinating Nuisance. A Likely Story was the first RKO film for producer Richard H. Berger, the former manager-director of the St. Louis Municipal Opera Company. Star Bill Williams and Barbara Hale announced their engagement during the course of filming and were billed in Hollywood Reporter as "RKO's new starring team." In 1949, they made their only other RKO co-starring feature, The Clay Pigeon . The fourth and last film in which the long-married couple appeared together was the 1975 picture The Giant Spider Invasion.