A Likely Story


1h 28m 1947
A Likely Story

Brief Synopsis

A World War II veteran who thinks he's dying gets mixed up with gangsters.

Film Details

Also Known As
A Fascinating Nuisance, Never Say Die
Genre
Comedy
Drama
Release Date
Apr 16, 1947
Premiere Information
not available
Production Company
RKO Radio Pictures, Inc.
Distribution Company
RKO Radio Pictures, Inc.
Country
United States

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 28m
Film Length
7,984ft

Synopsis

While traveling to New York by train, Bill Baker, a recently discharged serviceman, meets Vickie North, an aspiring artist from Wisconsin, her young brother Jamie and Louie, a gangster. When Bill cheerfully admits to Louie that he "just got out" after serving as a "tommy gunner," Louie, who spent the entire war in jail, assumes that the wide-eyed veteran is a fellow racketeer and invites him to seek employment with his boss, Tiny McBride. Bill also confesses to Louie that he is a hypochondriac with a hyperactive imagination and suffers from dizzy spells. While roughhousing in his seat with Jamie, Bill is accidentally knocked out by Vickie's falling painting case. Bill wakes up alone in a New York hospital ward and overhears two doctors, standing just outside his bed screen, discussing a patient's fatal heart condition. Concluding that he is the unfortunate soul who only has two weeks to live, Bill leaves the hospital in a daze. Bill then goes to Tiny's bar and, believing that excitement will quicken his death, tries to provoke Louie and the rest of the rough crowd to fight with him. The gangsters, however, refuse to fight, and a despondent Bill is about to jump from the nearest bridge when he becomes dizzy and scared. At that moment, Vickie passes by and, assessing the situation, lectures him about not giving up on life. Taken with the sincere artist, Bill kisses her impetuously and is knocked out by a passing truck driver, who mistakes him for a masher. Bill then wakes up in Vickie's Greenwich Village apartment, where he is made a virtual prisoner by a concerned Vickie and Jamie. When Bill, who has said nothing about his "condition," tells Vickie that he finds her abstract paintings "interesting," she becomes incensed and storms off to attend a street art exhibit. Bill and his romantic competitor, insurance salesman Phil Bright, try to attract attention to Vickie's paintings, but fail. Truly upset, Vickie abandons her exhibit, but confesses to Jamie, who protested their move to New York, that she has no money for a return trip to Wisconsin. After Phil proposes unsuccessfully to Vickie, Bill reveals his situation to Louie and Tiny, and asks Tiny to give him $5,000 in exchange for being named the benficiary on his army life insurance policy. When Tiny learns that the policy is to be paid out in small installments, he angrily rejects the offer, but then suggests a plan whereby he will buy a private insurance policy through a crooked agent that will pay $100,000 upon Bill's death. Bill hesitates, but is soon talked into participating by the persuasive gangsters. Phil, who enjoys the worst sales record in his company, is then chosen as the agent, and he is convinced by Louie to join the scheme. Still certain he is about to die, Bill convinces Louie to pose as an art dealer and buy some of Vickie's paintings with the $5,000 he received from Tiny. When an ecstatic Vickie declares she is staying in New York, however, Bill feels compelled to tell her the truth about Louie. Vickie at first refuses to believe him, but eventually realizes that Jamie belongs back in Wisconsin and makes plans to return. Now in love with Bill, Vickie invites him to Wisconsin, but he insists he must stay in New York. After they enjoy a fun-filled day at the beach, Bill confesses to Vickie that he loves her, but angers her when he turns down her proposal without explanation. Tiny, meanwhile, is growing impatient with Bill and hires his enormous bouncer, Smoky, to fight him in a boxing match. After the fit Bill easily defeats Smoky, Louie tries to exhaust Bill to death through intense exercise. When that fails, Louie forces Bill at gunpoint to a doctor's office and, upon learning the truth about Bill's robust health, drives him to Tiny's. Following them there are Vickie and Jamie, to whom Bill has written a confessional letter. To Bill and Louie's surprise, Tiny welcomes Bill and reveals that he loves Vickie's paintings. When Vickie learns that Tiny is using her art to scare his drunken customers into ordering more alcohol, however, she grabs her paintings and rushes with Jamie to the train station. Bill pursues her there, but is knocked out once again when Vickie angrily hits him with her painting case. At the hospital, Bill proposes to a still upset Vickie, who then learns that Tiny is naming her the beneficiary of Bill's policy on condition she marry him and allow him to keep her paintings. As they drive back to the train station, Vickie finally accepts Bill's proposal with a kiss.

Cast

Bill Williams

Bill [Baker]

Barbara Hale

Vickie [North]

Lanny Rees

Jamie [North]

Sam Levene

Louie

Dan Tobin

Phil Bright

Nestor Paiva

Tiny [McBride]

Max Willenz

Mr. Slepoff

Henry Kulky

Tremendo

Robin Raymond

Ticket girl

Mary Young

Little old lady

Nancy Saunders

Blonde on train

Bill Shannon

Major

Charles Pawley

Reporter

Drew Miller

Reporter

Tex Swan

Reporter

Carl Hanson

Reporter

Sam Flint

Doctor

Emmett Vogan

Doctor

Selmer Jackson

Doctor

Isabel Withers

Nurse

Dorothy Curtis

Nurse

Mary Treen

Nurse

Margaret Mcwade

Nurse

Paul Newlan

Truck driver

Joseph J. Green

Senator

Jack Rice

Secretary to Senator

Cy Shindell

Criminal

Jack Arkin

Photographer

Mike Lally

Photographer

Hal Craig

Photographer

Clarence Muse

Porter

Dick Rush

Detective

Tom Noonan

Taxi driver

Jack Gargan

Taxi driver

Sam Lufkin

Taxi driver

Nina Hansen

Mrs. Slepoff

Pat Mckee

Smoky

Hal K. Dawson

Dr. Fraser

Chester Clute

Dr. Brown

George Magrill

Express man

Paul Fierro

Gateman

Eddie Parks

Drunk

Bill Wallace

Limousine driver

Lee Phelps

Policeman at intersection

Jessie Arnold

Landlady

J. Grenvold

Artist

Semion

Artist

Katherine Lytle

Artist

Ethelreda Leopold

Artist

William Haade

Big thug

Al Murphy

Poker player

Charles Sullivan

Poker player

Joseph Palma

Poker player

Phil Friedman

Poker player

Cy Malis

Poker player

Patsy O'byrne

Flower woman

Kid Chissell

Gym attendant

William Gould

Doorman

Dick Elliott

Conductor

Phil Warren

Intern

William Self

Intern

Alan Wood

Elevator operator

Larry Randall

Charles Meakin

Sandra Morgan

John M. Sullivan

Film Details

Also Known As
A Fascinating Nuisance, Never Say Die
Genre
Comedy
Drama
Release Date
Apr 16, 1947
Premiere Information
not available
Production Company
RKO Radio Pictures, Inc.
Distribution Company
RKO Radio Pictures, Inc.
Country
United States

Technical Specs

Duration
1h 28m
Film Length
7,984ft

Articles

A Likely Story


When contract stars Barbara Hale and Bill Williams decided to get married in 1946, their studio, RKO, didn't just send a nice gift. It cast them opposite each other in this decidedly offbeat attempt to revive the screwball comedy. Williams is a veteran suffering from PTSD who's about to throw himself off a bridge, where he bumps into failed artist Hale. Instead of jumping, he falls in love. Trying to boost her career, he gets mixed up with gangster Nestor Paiva, who keeps trying to bump him off. Contemporary audiences weren't buying it, and the film lost money. The studio teamed them in one more picture, the film noir The Clay Pidgeon (1949), but with RKO's fortunes fading, the couple would find more success on television, Williams in the title role of The Adventures of Kit Carson, and Hale as secretary Della Street on Perry Mason, which brought her an Emmy in 1959. Today, A Likely Story is of special interest to their fans, offering a rare chance to see the husband-and-wife team playing the dawn of a romance just as their own love story was starting.

By Frank Miller
A Likely Story

A Likely Story

When contract stars Barbara Hale and Bill Williams decided to get married in 1946, their studio, RKO, didn't just send a nice gift. It cast them opposite each other in this decidedly offbeat attempt to revive the screwball comedy. Williams is a veteran suffering from PTSD who's about to throw himself off a bridge, where he bumps into failed artist Hale. Instead of jumping, he falls in love. Trying to boost her career, he gets mixed up with gangster Nestor Paiva, who keeps trying to bump him off. Contemporary audiences weren't buying it, and the film lost money. The studio teamed them in one more picture, the film noir The Clay Pidgeon (1949), but with RKO's fortunes fading, the couple would find more success on television, Williams in the title role of The Adventures of Kit Carson, and Hale as secretary Della Street on Perry Mason, which brought her an Emmy in 1959. Today, A Likely Story is of special interest to their fans, offering a rare chance to see the husband-and-wife team playing the dawn of a romance just as their own love story was starting. By Frank Miller

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According to Hollywood Reporter, Alexander Kenedi's original screen story was titled "Never Say Die," which also was the film's working title. Months after the close of production, Hollywood Reporter announced that the title had been changed from A Likely Story to The Fascinating Nuisance. A Likely Story was the first RKO film for producer Richard H. Berger, the former manager-director of the St. Louis Municipal Opera Company. Star Bill Williams and Barbara Hale announced their engagement during the course of filming and were billed in Hollywood Reporter as "RKO's new starring team." In 1949, they made their only other RKO co-starring feature, The Clay Pigeon . The fourth and last film in which the long-married couple appeared together was the 1975 picture The Giant Spider Invasion.